Learn how to use a plastic soda bottle and soap to clean.  A couple of bidet bottles store a whole lot easier than a year’s worth of toilet paper.  Remember, your left hand is for cleaning and the right hand for greeting.


Learn to use the tabo.


If electricity is available to power a water pump:

Clean your butt with a Biffy or use the Soft Spray Bidet.  There are many styles available from many suppliers.

Wash don’t wipe your butt